Post by J.T.N on Aug 5, 2008 22:36:36 GMT -5
Want fries wit dat?? ;D
My kid decided to stop at Burger King for a sack of food to go. He was heading to pick up his girlfriend at work. She works next door to a McDonalds but he hates their food. However he often parks and sits in their lot waiting for her and so he did just that that afternoon, just eating his BK. As luck would have it - it began to rain, the car quickly got hot and stuffy so he collected his sack of food and headed inside of Mickey D's. In minutes he polished off his double cheese whooper and was about half way through his fries when he became aware the counter staff was staring at him. Naturally they dispatched the biggest goofiest counter clerk over to throw him out. "Ya can't eat dat in here ya know...it ain't allowed...ya gotta go". My kid replies, "Well actually I'm done eating now and just chillin". The doofus says, "Na ya got fries left in front of ya...ya still eatin". "No, my kid says, I'm done eating." "YA DONE EATIN, says doofus, YA DONE WIT DOSE FRIES"?? "Why"....my kid taunts him..you want THESE fries? ...tell you what you can have 2 of 'em if I can sit here for 2 minutes and just finish my Coke".
"OK fa 2 more minutes", says doofus, as HE grabs the 2 fries snarfing them, as he walks away.
My kid decided to stop at Burger King for a sack of food to go. He was heading to pick up his girlfriend at work. She works next door to a McDonalds but he hates their food. However he often parks and sits in their lot waiting for her and so he did just that that afternoon, just eating his BK. As luck would have it - it began to rain, the car quickly got hot and stuffy so he collected his sack of food and headed inside of Mickey D's. In minutes he polished off his double cheese whooper and was about half way through his fries when he became aware the counter staff was staring at him. Naturally they dispatched the biggest goofiest counter clerk over to throw him out. "Ya can't eat dat in here ya know...it ain't allowed...ya gotta go". My kid replies, "Well actually I'm done eating now and just chillin". The doofus says, "Na ya got fries left in front of ya...ya still eatin". "No, my kid says, I'm done eating." "YA DONE EATIN, says doofus, YA DONE WIT DOSE FRIES"?? "Why"....my kid taunts him..you want THESE fries? ...tell you what you can have 2 of 'em if I can sit here for 2 minutes and just finish my Coke".
"OK fa 2 more minutes", says doofus, as HE grabs the 2 fries snarfing them, as he walks away.